doing a master post for all my (recent) fics that I will attempt to keep updated.

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melodies of the war-born, currently rated M, ~94k words & 5/? chapters and super WIP; KakaSaku same age AU
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red strings and lilac skies, rated E, 90k words & 5 chapters, finished; VERY smutty, KakaSaku seduction mission fic

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ethics and odd wings, rated T, 2.5k word oneshot; KakaSaku month prompt where I took Good Omens and Naruto and made them kiss

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Who Holds The Devil, rated M, ~250k words & 20/22 chapters; Shakarian, rewrite of Mass Effect 2 where Shepard’s Hella Depressed

there are a couple other fics on my AO3 but we don’t talk about those.

Proship this, antiship that. Back in my day, we had sporking. Canon characters would mock fics in an MST3K script style, which was the style at the time...

put that evil back in the fucking box where you found it. we can't go back to those terrible, terrible days

Pretty sure everyone who was on the internet at a certain time just had a cringing flashback.

Listen if we do not recite the Deep Cringe we are doomed to repeat it! Do not spork, young ones. That way lies madness and ruin.

Also, like, it's way more entertaining to read 'bad' fanfic with your friends in private than it is to post something that will hurt someone's feelings and make you wake up in a deep sweat in the dead of night decades later haunted by your fandom sins.

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

burned honey knows what’s up

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Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

My parents continuously tell me that my generation’s humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them

A note to all creatives:

Right now, you have to be a team player. You cannot complain about AI being used to fuck over your industry and then turn around and use it on somebody else’s industry.

No AI book covers. No making funny little videos using deepfakes to make an actor say stuff they never did. No AI translation of your book. No AI audiobooks. No AI generated moodboards or fancasts or any of that shit. No feeding someone else’s unfinished work into Chat GPT “because you just want to know how it ends*” (what the fuck is wrong with you?). No playing around with AI generated 3D assets you can’t ascertain the origin of. None of it. And stop using AI filters on your selfies or ESPECIALLY using AI on somebody else’s photo or artwork.

We are at a crossroad and at a time of historically shitty conditions for working artists across ALL creative fields, and we gotta stick together. And you know what? Not only is standing up for other artists against exploitation and theft the morally correct thing to do, it’s also the professionally smartest thing to do, too. Because the corporations will fuck you over too, and then they do it’s your peers that will hold you up. And we have a long memory.

Don’t make the mistake of thinking “your peers” are only the people in your own industry. Writers can’t succeed without artists, editors, translators, etc making their books a reality. Illustrators depend on writers and editors for work. Video creators co-exist with voice actors and animators and people who do 3D rendering etc. If you piss off everyone else but the ones who do the exact same job you do, congratulations! You’ve just sunk your career.

Always remember: the artists who succeed in this career path, the ones who get hired or are sought after for commissions or collaboration, they aren’t the super talented “fuck you I got mine” types. They’re the one who show up to do the work and are easy to get along with.

And they especially are not scabs.

*that’s not even how it ends that’s a statistically likely and creatively boring way for it to end. Why would you even want to read that.

More regency Solas because I can’t stop drawing him like this now-

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You FIGHT against Miette?? You freeze her body like a an ice cube? oh! oh! Jail for little man Jail for little man for one thounsand years!!!!

@narwhalsarefalling you're right he would

sick of environmental and climate-friendly movements/fads throwing disabled and chronically ill people under the bus and even outright blaming us for the state of our world. “using albuterol inhalants is poisoning the atmosphere” “people who use non-reusable dishes and plasticware are responsible for landfills” “don’t use plastic straws or straws in general” “walk places or ride a bike or use the bus instead of driving everywhere” “don’t use same-day delivery from amazon” how about “don’t dump tons of oil in the ocean or burn a hole in the ozone or pollute the air with fossil fuels to make a quick buck”? how about “celebrities stop using private jets to fly to your vacation home every weekend so you don’t have to see the poors in commercial”?

like yeah, okay if you can walk or ride a bike or elect to not use straws, by all means, do that. but stop acting like people who DO need to use straws, or drive everywhere, or use inhalers, or eat with disposable dishes etc are the leading cause of global warming because we’re not. corporations and people with way too much money are. stop judging us for existing our disabled, ill lives because we don’t have the same options you do. it’s exhausting.

it’s disability month so please listen to us because this is still a problem

I would follow Kevin into Hell if he asked me to 🔥

Thank you for showing us, Kevin.

Always give your Kevins an admiration station.